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Sunday, July 19, 2009

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Game


I am extremely mad and bored right now so here's a review.

I got the game for Harry Potter and the blah blah blah two days ago and I just finished it yesterday.

It was shit, but what can you expect from something like this? The movie wasn't based around action. It was based around humor and potion making. That sounds really fun doesn't it? They made a lot of shit up for this game, and I think it could of really improved if they didn't confine themselves to only the movie. Didn't they know there is a book on this? They pulled so many random fights and Quidditch matches out of their ass it's retarded. The Quidditch matches are basically fly through rings and at some arbitrary time you'll get the snitch. You don't even control the flying. It's like a throwback to those shitty FMV Sega CD games. You could seriously just leave the character in one place and you'd be fine. Besides when you're going through those fucking goal loops. They did that like once in the entire series and you're doing it 20 times. The fucked up part of all of this is that Ginny is as good of a seeker as Harry. I thought Harry was supposed to be some prodigy at this or something. And during the liquid luck sequence you can't even control your character. The whole game is really boring. Even the action. All you'll do is just mash on the stupify button and strafe around the enemy hoping that the barrage of 5000 stupifies you're shooting at them kills them first. Ignoring all of that, the other retarded thing you have to do here is potion making. God I hate potion making. The game couldn't even keep up with my mouse turning skills when you have to mix the shit, and since when is liquid death pink? Fuck this game. It is shit.